People love options… we love to exercise freedom… so here are two ways you can donate! You can make a one-time contribution or a regular monthly donation. Knowing exactly how much you would like to donate is tricky so we have created this handy little guide to help you decide the value of APeX in your life.
Monthly Donations |
| Venti Caffé Mocha: If you think APeX has the sweetness of a mocha, but packs the punch of an espresso drink then $4.15 would be the appropriate donation. (donation every three months @ $12.45)
… but who drinks one a month? Four for $16.60. |
Diapers: Do you find APeX to be “pee your pants funny”? $30 will help you feel safe and snug. (92 count box of diapers… approximately one month’s supply at $19.79 plus 320 “sensitive skin” wipes at $8.99).
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| Maid Service: Do you appreciate those who evangelize utilizing “clean comedy”? Shoot for $89. (Merry Maids two person team at $89/hour)
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| If you would like to contribute at a different monthly amount, please let us know.
Monthly donations can be canceled at anytime. |
One Time Donations |
| CD: If you think APeX has brought as much joy to the world as the latest Arcade Fire CD (if you don’t know who Arcade Fire is, insert the name of the latest CD you bought) then a good donation would be $13.98 (price of CD in the iTunes music store)
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| Gas: If APeX provides as much power to your life and others as one tank of gas then $29.52 (8 gal tank at $3.699 a gal.) is appropriate
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| Dinner and a Movie Date: If APeX is as exciting as a date that includes a modest dinner, and a movie with snacks we recommend you donate $55.50 ( dinner $25; two movie tickets in DC $16.50; two popcorns, two sodas, and some sour patch kids $14).
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| Day Spa: If you think APeX is as invigorating as two days of heath food, mud baths, and massages by Sven then the $325 level is for you (This is also known as the “72 Buick Skylark” level, because that is how much Gene’s first car cost.)
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| Computer: If APeX is has all the juice and gigabytes of an Apple notebook computer then appropriate donation is $999.
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| Other: If there is some other amount that makes sense…put it here.
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